Fri
Feb
20
Today, I heard somewhere in the news about a sick guy who dognapped a golden retriever from an animal shelter and sodomized it.
People like that make me wish that technology was advanced enough to make human punch bags. As in, those punch bags that hang from ceilings, that boxers use to train. I wish it was possible and legal to just somehow hang that guy from the ceiling without strangling him, and let people just punch him.
And I really wish that that old method of public humiliation, where people were in those wooden stocks, still existed. I would be more than happy to visit criminals like that sick man and pelt them with potatoes aimed at the head and other painful areas. Maybe shoes, too.
